by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian.
IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!!
YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN
DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT
The sea is a storm tonight.
I am a message in a bottle shattered
against the shoreline
by careless hands.
I am edged and sharp,
drunk on my own bitter mouth,
and so tired of bleeding the hands that hold me.
Leave me to the ocean’s temper.
Sandpaper my spine until I am smooth
glass worn by the waves,
wind blowing melodies across my lips
like a siren’s prayer:
I know what pain is.
I have been salt in the wound for so long;
let the storm teach me to be softer.
